Friday, April 25, 2008

Things That Occurred To Me Today

1. Having a full refrigerator is great, but this fact alone does not make grocery shopping suck any less.

2. Sometimes, there are days upon which all traffic lights conspire to turn red just as you get to them.

3. Warm weather is great, but sweaty underpants are not.

4. Clothing fits better after you lose 15 pounds.

5. Gas has gotten really, really expensive.

6. Getting a jury summons letter in the mail is even more upsetting and disturbing than getting a bill.

7. The UPS guy is only capable of delivering packages when no one is home.

8. I want a cleaning lady. Or perhaps a cleaning man. Who is handsome and prefers to work shirtless.

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